10 Incredible Corporate Mergers That Will Never Happen

The mergers and acquisitions divisions of banks and law firms the world over have been rather quiet of late – might we suggest a few high profile deals to open the floodgates and get things truly going again (or at least give you a bit of a laugh during these bleak times…)

10. Vodafone + Nokia = Vodkia

mergers - vodkia

9. Nomura + Clifford Chance = NoChance

mergers - nochance

8. Microsoft + Koch Industries = MicroKoch

mergers - micro koch

7. Total + Alexander Wang = Total Wang

mergers - total wang

6. Apple + Orange = Fruit

mergers - fruit

5. Nokia + Safeway = NoWay

mergers - no way

4. McDonalds + Dong Energy = McDong

mergers - mcdong

3. Fedex + 7Up = FedUp

mergers - fedup

2. Wellpoint + Samsung = Well ‘ung

mergers - well ung

1. Slaughter & May + Pizza Hut = Slaughter Hut

mergers - slaughter hut

Disclaimer: All images created were in jest and photoshopped badly to look like the original brands! Please don’t sue us!

  • Troy

    Most of these are pretty good except for #8 as Koch is pronounced like the soft drink Coke. Micro-Coke? eh, not so much.