Julian Crowley
The mergers and acquisitions divisions of banks and law firms the world over have been rather quiet of late – might we suggest a few high profile deals to open the floodgates and get things truly going again (or at least give you a bit of a laugh during these bleak times…)
10. Vodafone + Nokia = Vodkia
9. Nomura + Clifford Chance = NoChance
8. Microsoft + Koch Industries = MicroKoch
7. Total + Alexander Wang = Total Wang
6. Apple + Orange = Fruit
5. Nokia + Safeway = NoWay
4. McDonalds + Dong Energy = McDong
3. Fedex + 7Up = FedUp
2. Wellpoint + Samsung = Well ‘ung
1. Slaughter & May + Pizza Hut = Slaughter Hut
Disclaimer: All images created were in jest and photoshopped badly to look like the original brands! Please don’t sue us!
