46 Businesses With Hilariously Bad Names

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Kanye?

kanye

This Just Seems Mean

women-kids

That’s Ok, I’m Good

wagners-meat

The First Motel To Charge By The Minute?

till-i-cum

Real Discrete

stoner-drug

Definitely Hire These Guys

stiffnipples

Clearly Nobody Felt It Was Their Place To Tell The Owners … Awkward

sandmtree

Tapping Into A Reliable Market

prom-discount

Way Too Dangerous

pms-firearm

This All Needs To Be One Store, I Agree

one-store

Aim For The Middle, It’s Easier

ok-service

Live …

nude-furniture

Cultural Differences

morning-wood

How Many Guys Across America Have Chosen This For Their Bait Store Name? I’m Guessing Quite A Few

masterbait

Harsh

kuntz

Not As Exciting As The Name Led Me To Believe

knobsandknockers

Real Subtle

kkk

JoAnn Sounds Like A Psycho

joann

I Knew Plenty Of Girls In College Who Managed To Do This Without Special ID Cards …

jac-off

Destroying Stereotypes

hunglong

I Had No Idea They Were Breakable

hoe-repair

Refusing To Recognize Hawaii Since 1959

hawaii

Finally Found It!

gspot

I’m Sure People Came From Miles Around

glory-hole

Astroglide Finally Has Competition

fuchs

Dad Is An Especially Big Fan

family-beer

Selling Wood

dykes

SWAT Team Is On The Way

drug-dealer

Could They Make This Any Dirtier?

dicks-pumping

Painful

cumming-cockburn

ALL Types

cuchis

Surely They Realize? Right?

cockpolishing

The Suspense Is Killing Me. Chicken, Fish & What??

chickenfish

Reinforcing Unfortunate Stereotypes

can-cook-puppies

Nouns Into Verbs

camel-towing

The Logo Really Completes The Name

buttram

I Still Miss Beavis and Butthead

bunghole_liquors

Get All That Resin Out

bongs-cleaners

Hands Down Worst Store In The Mall

blueballs

Tough For The Other Pizza Places To Beat This Offer

bjs

There’s A Lot Going On Here

big-beaver

MEN’S Hair Salon? You Don’t Say

best-head

I Thought This Trend Was Fairly Recent, But This Shop Looks Ancient

beaver-trim

Like PB&J

barbershop-guns

Really Honing In On That Niche

anal-jewelry

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  1. Casey Yandle's Gravatar Comment by Casey Yandle on December 16th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    You should add Badcock Home Furniture & More to your list. :)

    http://www.badcock.com

  2. Anna's Gravatar Comment by Anna on December 16th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    What about Big Boy Steel Erection Company in Missouri?
    http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_cdw8j5

  3. Mark's Gravatar Comment by Mark on December 21st, 2009 at 11:33 am

    My towing company!

  4. S.Smith's Gravatar Comment by S.Smith on January 8th, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Oh man, this had me giggling all the way. Usually I skip some, but I was riveted. Thanks for the fun.

  5. Deneice Raisinclit's Gravatar Comment by Deneice Raisinclit on January 18th, 2010 at 6:30 am

    How can people have such insinuating names!

  6. Me's Gravatar Comment by Me on January 18th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    I actually live near Family Beer & Liquor

  7. Tara's Gravatar Comment by Tara on February 10th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    That…that was so funny I’m actually near tears. It was the captions that got me.

  8. Courtney's Gravatar Comment by Courtney on April 17th, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Hey I’ve been to Stoner Drug! That’s neat. It’s in a really small town on the Nebraska-Missouri border. I don’t get the one of “Kim’s Kozy Kreations Log Furniture.” Can someone explain that to me?

  9. Fill's Gravatar Comment by Fill on April 17th, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Tillicum (tilly-CUM) means “people” in Chinook indian pidgin.

    Heh, I love “stiff nipples A/C”

  10. Linda's Gravatar Comment by Linda on April 17th, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    those were funny, and the captions were great.

  11. Lady's Gravatar Comment by Lady on April 24th, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Just in case you’re really asking Courtney: it seems to be a reference to the kkk. Not dirty, just racist.

  12. Jeff's Gravatar Comment by Jeff on May 15th, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    I work at the Metroplex in Plymouth Meeting PA… location of the Giant Dick’s sign. Never once thought about it that way until I saw this sign on the internets.

  13. Tom's Gravatar Comment by Tom on June 1st, 2010 at 6:24 am

    In Clearwater, Florida we had a Realty company in business for years that reflected the names of its owners: Stiff and Little

  14. noelle's Gravatar Comment by noelle on June 1st, 2010 at 11:57 am

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