This Week’s Weird Jobs

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Ever dreamed about being a hospital cook in Alaska? Me neither. But if you’re desperate, the job is open:

1. Cook positions at Alaska Regional Hospital

Alaska Regional Hospital is currently hiring part time and pool (per diem) Cooks to provide quality food service in a safe and sanitary environment to patients, employees, medical staff, and visitors of the hospital.

Job qualifications include:
• Knowledge of basic principles of nutrition as related to modified diets
• Ability to work with minimal supervision in a fast paced environment
• Ability to perform work that requires frequent standing, bending, reaching, squatting, kneeling, moving, and lifting equipment up to 50 lbs

Must specialize in apple juice, bread rolls, and mushy vegetables.

2. Philadelphia: Mutual Fund Wholesaler

We are looking for an experience mutual fund wholesaler on the marketing of a long / short mutual fund.

Key Responsibilities and Duties Include, but not limited to:

* Responsible for selling alternative mutual fund manager in establishing mutual fund awareness and sales.

* Must develop and give sales seminars, produce and communicate sales ideas, coordinate and participate in regional sales seminars.

* Develop a business strategy within the territory. The strategy includes developing a firm/branch rotation, implementing business plans around focus firms and identifying business opportunities

Ability to inspire faith in jaded investors a big plus. Ministerial background encouraged.


3. Philadelphia: High School Teacher at a Progressive Alternative School

Alternative middle-high school seeks passionate, committed, resilient teachers who will follow 15 students for 4-6 years as a full time advisor. If you are a unique, hard working individual interested in joining our learning community please send a resume, 2-3 professional letters of recommendation, copies of any professional certification obtained and a letter explaining why you want to teach here.

Be cool enough, and you may get an independent movie made about you.

4. Boiler and Pressure Vessel Inspector

National inspection company is seeking a Boiler and Pressure Vessel Inspector in Pennsylvania.

Great company with full or part-time positions available, plus benefits.

Wannabe bomb technicians need not apply.

5. Philadelphia: Agents

Twelve Agents Needed
No Experience Necessary
Computer Needed

* Compensation: Earn up to 75% Commission

Yes, our lack of details in this job description means we are shady. No, the job is not fun. But contact us anyway, out of desperation, and we’ll see what we can do.

Happy Friday!