I’m shocked. People actually get paid to write comments on blogs. Then again, they also get paid to write about marijuana and get spanked. What, really, qualifies as “weird” anymore? 1. Denver: Marketing Blog Commenter Needed If you enjoy reading and learning about marketing, especially Internet related marketing, this may be the internship for you. […]
Some employers expect perfection, but don’t express that wish outright. Instead, they use phrases like “I run a million miles per hour and you need to run ahead of me” and “non-union, English-speaking plasterer with own tools and vehicle required.” See what kinds of perfectionists you can find in the listings below: 1. Beverly Hills: […]
Dearest boom pumpers, erectors, and food expediters: I mean you no disrespect, but your job titles are pretty funny: 1. Fairbanks: Experienced Concrete Boom Pump Operator Immediate opening for qualified Concrete Boom Pump Operator with mechanical background. Must have valid CDL, and working knowledge of Morgen booms. Salary DOE. I know a concrete boom pump […]
Image: Robert Thomson/Flickr Bead mentor? Celeb spotter? What will they think of next? Oh right, penis measurer: 1. Chicago: Looking for a beard mentor I’ve had a moustache and beard off and on over the years, and I’ve tried styling it in the past but I just can’t seem to get it to the next […]
Most of this week’s weird jobs cover things you’d only do as a last resort. Like drive a school bus. Or fetch golf balls. Or sell gay porn to people you’ve never met before: 1. CA: School Bus Driver This position transports children, parents, and staff by driving a school bus to and from the […]
The last two jobs in this list are really, really good. Promise: 1. National Sales Director, Hospice A rapidly growing Quasi National Hospice Company seeks an experienced and successful Sales/Business Development Director to oversee Sales and Business Development activities for a very fast paced, State-of-The-Art company. This position requires EXTENSIVE TRAVEL to the territories and […]
In a difficult market, it pays to have a variety of skills. But, as this week’s weird jobs prove, some skills simply do not mesh. For example, a drill sergeant would not make a good Director of First Impressions, or psycho social rehab worker… 1. San Diego: odd jobs in La Jolla Senior is looking […]
Anyone looking for a job these days knows the pickings are lean. But a housekeeper intern? I think this week’s first item redefines the low-wage job: 1. Wyoming: HOUSEKEEPER / LAUNDRY Intern WANTED Intern will clean hotel guest rooms and doing hotel laundry Candidates must be Energetic, efficient, flexible Duration：3 months Since when do housekeepers […]
From ninja librarians to tasteful butt-shakers, this week’s weird jobs samples every area of the unusual: 1. LA: Circulation Security Clerk Duties and Responsibilities: Checks entire building and secures points of entry, exits and interior areas at opening/closing; enforces customer and staff compliance with general safety/security rules and regulations; investigates theft and disturbances on library […]
Looking for someone trained in human euthanasia to work in an economy-proof industry. If you lack those qualifications, you can always settle for life at the cactus nursery. This week’s weird jobs have a taste of it all: 1. Texas: Cactus Nursery Worker Needed Growing and expanding cactus and succulent nursery is looking for an […]
If you need a buck to avoid getting your home foreclosed, take note. The foreclosure industry is just waiting to hire you: 1. Los Angeles: Bankruptcy Paralegal Busy bankruptcy law firm seeks either experienced bankruptcy paralegal, or paralegal willing to train. We offer a competitive salary and benefits package. For an immediate response, please email […]
What happens when two guys that look like Tom Selleck meet bikini girls and a handyman in a bedroom? I bet the people who wrote the job postings below could help you figure it out: 1. Orlando: In need of a Surgical Externship (Free Help) Surgical Technology student, that has accomplished many tasks while in […]
Do you ever wish that you had a cool job title, even if the work itself wasn’t that great? If you swing two of the jobs below, you could be a female groom, a nude trainer, and work at Doggie Style. You can’t beat that: 1. Dublin: Jobs at Doggie Style Mobile Washing & Grooming […]
You have to be pretty desperate to pursue some of the jobs on this list, mostly because they don’t quite sound legit. Better to go for a $3/hour toilet cleaning gig than some of the “big money” opportunities below: 1. United Arab Emirates: manufacturer of Masharabia? Do you have an email for a manufacturer of […]
Sometimes job posters try to play up the pleasantries of the jobs they’re advertising. This concealing quality helps them sell their unpleasant gigs to you, the reader. Some of the jobs below are fluffed and bejeweled almost to the point of being false representations. Others say it exactly like it is. Pick out the masters […]
