Anyone here know how to teleport? If so, your skills could be marketable. Read more below:
1. New York: People Who Know High Net Worth Individuals
We are seeking:
- Stockbrokers
- Mortgage Brokers
- Real Estate Brokers
- Salespeople who cater to a High Net Worth clientele, or
- Anyone with High Net Worth friends, family, or business contacts
Whether you have a rolodex of High Net Worth contacts, or just one, there could be tremendous opportunity here for you. We are seeking the services of highly motivated professionals who know, or provide services to, High Net Worth individuals. Hours are flexible. Can easily wrap around your existing career and schedule. Part-time and full-time positions are available. We are looking to fill positions immediately.
They forgot to ask the crucial question: Do those high net individuals on your Rolodex actually listen to you?
2. New York: Flawless Business Plan Seeking Teleportation Scientist
We are a small group of very well qualified businessmen who have a complete business plan that aims to yield investors, and partners, 1,000% returns within only a five year period. We have all the pieces in place, including CEO, marketing, and finance management. The only missing piece is YOU! We are looking for a very motivated, team-oriented scientist who has experience in teleportation research and/or technology. We will provide patent funding and small stipend. Once technology prototype is developed, the business will take off running- or teleporting! Significant equity will be provided as payment. Send a resume and any other information that may set you apart from other teleportation scientists. Can’t wait for you to join our team.
Teleportation scientists, come out of hiding! This is your chance, finally…
3. New York: Work Without Stress
Part time Package Handlers. Responsible for lifting and moving
packages weighing between twenty five to thirty five
pounds or more.
Various shifts available from Monday through Friday.
And this is stress-free how?
4. Las Vegas: timeshare RENEGADING ON STRIP
its a tough gig but believe me.. you will make the income of a lifetime..
you will be able to meet people on the strip and book them to go on a timeshare tour..
you will be walking up and down the strip trying to stop people to book timeshare tours..
you want to try it out? let us know.. call today!!
At least this job poster is honest about it being a tough gig.
5. Las Vegas: Wikiopedia expert wanted
Need some wikipedia pages made and others edited.
Send me a page you got on… then we can talk.
This is a dead-easy job for most people. Just convince the poster that you are indeed a Wikipedia expert.
Happy Friday!
