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Yes, taking out braids and killing fawns really will make you money. Why upgrade your skills with jobs like these around?
1. MD: Taking out Braids
I didn’t know where to post this so sorry. I know this is stupid.
I am a 20 year old guy and I have braided individuals. They are a pain to take out. Last time I did it, it took 3 hours…
Can someone help? I know this is probably the dumbest post you’ve ever seen, but if interested, please reply.
Wow, this guy really knows how to sell a job.
2. MD: Running Partner
Need a running partner for three months. Need motivation. Willing to run as early as 6:00 a.m., or as late as 9:00 p.m.
I’ll be Rocky Balboa and you’ll be my Mickey.
3. DC: killing 2 baby deer because of nuisance
could you not find someone to trap them and relocate? I am not against deer hunting and eating deer, but this is a protected unindangered enviorment to where they are almost tame.
Besides, killing of 2 fawns? Come on, there is neither sport nor decency in that.
It looks like the original ad was taken down. But killing 2 fawns? Yikes.
4. OR: Do you like to clean?
Do you like to clean?
My place is messy, could you clean,iron, wash floors,bathtub,ect…
Please email me by reply with your bid and time you are available, be seriously, non smoker/non drug user, non drunk, if you do it do it on your time please, I DO NOT NEED THE DRAMA.
$THANK YOU$
See, my last cleaner was a drunk chain smoker who decided it would be a good idea to vacuum the cat and smear feces on the wall. Please don’t be equally dramatic.
4. DC: Need 2 Movers for 3 – 3.5 hours Today 1030 – wearing lime green bookbag
Hello. I need 2 movers for 3 to 3.5 hours to help me pack (maybe) and load/unload my one bedroom apartment.
Because this move is very unexpected I can only afford $15/hr if the work is done within 3.5 hours.
If interested, please come to this location and let me know you’re replying to this ad. I am a young black man wearing a lime green book bag so feel free to approach me. My biggest pieces of furniture include a queen sixe bed, love seat and entertainment center. Thanks.
Forget the “I’ll be holding a red rose” of days past, all the cool kids will be sporting a lime green bookbag.
Happy Friday!
