1. Detroit: House-Sitter/Rehabber

Pay no rent while working on home. Must have valid ID, reliable cell, and own tools, with the ability to get gas and electric turned on in your name. Must be willing to relocate as soon as a paying tenant is ready to move in. Year-round employment available if YOU are HONEST and RELIABLE. Majority of work is debris removal and painting. Reliable transportation and rehabber skills a plus.

That could actually be a good setup if you have enough money for gas, food and utilities.

2. Colorado: Reality Show looking for Cowboys

Do you have what it takes to be the next ‘Real American Cowboy’

Tell us why you think you are the next ‘Real American Cowboy’

Bonus if you’re exceptionally mean, good-looking, or have a major character flaw. Otherwise it wouldn’t be reality TV, right?

3. Las Vegas: Small screen, big opportunity (SMS) Sales Exec

There are 405 million mobile internet users worldwide, according to Internet research firm eMarketer, and within four years this number is expected to double. Our Mobile ads allow you to target this large and growing audience while they’re on the go.

Who is your customer? Call on any business in need of cost effective, GREEN advertising, to gain instant, additional customer market share.

Get paid to harass unsuspecting cellphone users with SMS spam–and call that unsustainable use of brain space “green.” Argh.

4. CO: RESELLERS NEEDED FOR ENERGY GUM

ENERGY GUM!!! I am looking for direct sales personnel for this exciting ground floor opportunity. ENERGY GUM provides as much energy as the popular energy drinks at a fraction of the cost, a fraction of the calories, and NO sugar crash. MUST be willing and able to get out, visit locations, and push the product. GREAT for college students to sell on campus!!!

If you’re lazy, stoned, or permanently tired-looking, we can’t use you.

5. Las Vegas: Erotic heritage Museum annual BOOB shoot out

ONE ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (sin city) NV APRIL 17 2010. SIGN UP NOW & BE PART OF THE FIRST EDITION

sign up, limited space

BRING OUT YOUR BOOBS rarely works as a demand on Mardi Gras, but for a museum, why not, right?

Happy Friday!

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What do you get when you put an 8-legged person, a Christian headmaster, a bikini softball player, and a mature webmaster in a room? This week’s weird job applicants, that’s what:

1. Fla: Looking for someone with 8 arms and 8 legs

Chiropractic Office -Front Desk/Receptionist
Part Time
M-F (3:00 pm – 7:00 pm)
Sat (9:00 am – 1:00 pm)

Must be organized, friendly, articulate and be able to multi task.

If you come to work in a spider costume, we probably won’t think it’s funny.

2. Fla: Headmaster-Christian Academy

We are an awesome Pre-k through 12th grade Christian Academy looking for a Headmaster.

You will also need to be able to:
Interact in a Christ like manner
Promote our school at events in the community
Develop curriculum
Evaluate teachers
Plan and execute the school budget

Stern demeanor, gray suit, and reading glasses required.

3. Fla: Bikini Softball

We are looking for talented softball players to play in there bikini’s if interested please send a pic of you in a bikini to us for consideration.

I’m guessing the bikini counts for more than the talent.

4. Las Vegas: Mature webmaster to create website

Looking for a mature person with a vast amount of computer knowledge who lives in Las Vegas. Ability to create a web site for me for a new and unique business idea. Compensation negotiable, will share profits from business. If you have free time, few distractions or obligations, call me now. I’m sure I’ve found a niche, let’s fill it and get rich!

I’m not sure how maturity and a vast amount of computer knowledge go together. Wonder what the niche is?

5. Detroit: i need braids

hello i am looking for someone who can braid fine hair this will be my first time getting braids if you can travel i will pay for it i would like a design not the straight back look nothing to fancy just something qucik and sweet looking

I’m not sure posting a job ad for something quick from “someone who can braid” is the best way to get your first set of braids done right. Maybe this job poster has salon phobia.

Happy Friday!

When Pifzer wanted to mark Viagra’s 11th birthday, they wanted to do it in typical, tongue-in-cheek Viagra style. A party blower (featuring a Viagra pill pattern) was created to hand out to internal sales teams. The message on the piece encouraged the sales teams to ‘Celebrate Viagra’s 11th birthday’.

It’s a little more than tongue-in-cheek.