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Business Notes

The beleaguered Gannett Company will announce more layoffs in the next few days.

AIG may becoming short-seller heaven after implementing a 20:1 reverse stock split this morning.

Oshkosh Corp. was awarded a $1.06bn defense contract yesterday to build mine-resistant trucks.

Google Voice, a new telephony service offering full integration with Google software, is almost ready to launch.

Apple sold more than 1 million iPhone 3Gs this weekend.

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