The 5 Phoniest Entrepreneurs

 

As American children, we are told that people are often wealthy because they are hard workers who built empires on boot straps and elbow grease.  As we get older, we realize that there is an even more important component of success in America: connections, and pretending you are successful and lying until enough people believe you.  If you learned this lesson after 2003, “then start a reality show” pops up somewhere in there.  For all our talk of head-down hard work, some of the most recognizable entrepreneurs in America are rank phonies who were handed billions of dollars on silver platters and used it to wipe their ass, saying “I heard Bravo’s into edgy shit like that”. 
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