4 Presidential Candidates Running for God

 

Politics, the biggest mess on the planet. Politics have seen a concept as simple as ‘societal progression’ muddled with money, greed, lies, ulterior motives, and religion until it’s beyond recognizable. Politics are completely imaginary — we made them up. We invented two sides, pitted them against one another, and successfully distracted one another from the real issues with long debates filled with politically correct jargon, sponsors, and religious fanatics. Mixing religion with politics is just as bad, if not worse, than the vicious cycle of dollar signs and greedy old white men. Religion has caused wars, genocides, a lot of cruelty, a bunch of arguments, and laws which do nothing but impose on the private lives of innocent people. Here are five politicians who are not only gung-ho for God, but claim that the guy actually told them to run for office.
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