Buzzword Blender Syndrome

Babson has developed some examples of business buzzword blending syndrome. Yikes. It would be scary if it wasn't so true. I keep waiting to hear someone use stratanalyphobia.

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Social Networking For Trolls

If you believe the news that the human race will split, you could be an extreme innovator and start a social networking site for the trolls. That's totally web 4.0 or beyond, and could probably get VC funding. Although there…

Everything I Know About Business, I Learned From Rock-n-Roll

Last night I ventured downtown to hear the band The Accountants play. The four band members all have day jobs, and two of them really are CPAs. They have original songs related to work like "Slacker," "Suck Up," and "Keepin'…

Web 2.0 Drinking Game

Thanks to Wayne for pointing out the Web 2.0 drinking game. It only covers a handful of Web 2.0 companies, so I'll add a few generic rules to the mix. Feel free to add your own in the comments. Take a…

Inc - The Idiocy of Crowds

I don't read Inc magazine that often, but I do love this month's "What Next?" column on The Idiocy of Crowds. Author David Freeman makes some fantastic points. As far back as 1972, in his now classic book, Victims of Groupthink,…

Addicted To Technology? Then Sue Your Boss!

In yet another step down the path away from individual responsibility and assertiveness in the workplace, A Rutgers professor has said that you may be addicted to technology, and it may be your employer's fault. Of course, this being America…

Strange New Products:  iCarta

This is another one of those new products that makes me wonder why someone thinks there is market demand for it. I cannot even imagine the conversation that led to one guy saying "you know what would be cool..." Read…

Management By Crowd

The Schaumburg Flyers, a minor league baseball team, will now be managed by the crowd. The project, called "Fan Club: Reality Baseball" is the result of an alliance between production company LivePlanet, which will be responsible for the behind-the-scenes storytelling, and…

Media 2.0, the Limbic Brain, and the Rise of Stochastic Quality

Today I am sitting on a panel for a digital media event put on by Chrysalis Ventures and the University of Louisville. I've been thinking about what to say because, honestly, I'm ambivalent about many of the issues we will…

The Best LinkedIn Invitation Ever

I like humor in the workplace. Some people consider it unprofessional but I think it just makes the workplace more fun. Today I received a LinkedIn inviation from Curt, who I met through TBE. It read like this: I'm too old…

Is User Generated Content A Good Idea?

Exactly. I can't say it any better, so I'll just pull some of my favorite quotes from Gomes. Now, though, he said, users will be able to actively make their own new movie, or at least a short clip, by mixing…

Unsiloing And Rightsizing To Delayer In the Web 2.0 War For Talent

If you think that title is total jibberish, then you you probably haven't kept up with the latest corporate buzzwords. A new crop of buzzwords usually sprouts every three to five years, or about the same length of time many top…

A Due Diligence Ball For Invesment Bankers

It seems that the sole publicly traded strip club company had a due diligence ball for investment bankers and analysts recently. Most companies try to hide their inner workings, but sin businesses have always taken the opposite approach, in part…

Dear Wall Street Journal: Cancel My Subscription

When Pamela Anderson has an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal (which she probably didn't write, but just attached her name to), it is a sign that the flagship business publication is losing something. I won't really cancel my subscription,…

Groups Solve Problems Better Than Individuals?

(Un)interesting new research says that groups solve problems better than individuals. Groups of three, four, or five perform better on complex problem solving than the best of an equivalent number of individuals, says a new study appearing in the April issue…

Business Notes

Joseph Forte, a Philadelphia investment manager, was charged by the SEC for running a $50bn Ponzi scheme. Not again!

Crazy to be an FBI agent, that is. Times are booming for the FBI, which is on its biggest hiring blitz since September 11.

You think the shirtless Obama pictures are accidental? Think again. They are 100% intentional. They are the powerful abs of a youthful Superman preparing for an upcoming battle royale. Message taken.

Ran across this fantastic article from Brainz with 33 Creative Ways To Get Startup Funds For Your Business. Whether your biz is just starting out or trying to stay afloat, this is a great idea starter resource.

This classic is a sweet stocking stuffer for the business- and comedy-minded among you.

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