Sheraton is looking for a Chief Beer Officer. I can't tell if the job is serious or if it's just a promotion of some sorts with the winner as a figurehead, but either way it's unique, and may be the first non-brewery job that includes drinking as part of the performance evaluation.
I feel eminently qualified for such a position, not only because I can finish 3 40 oz. Mickey’s after donating plasma, but also because I’ve slept in a variety of hotels and doorways and I know which ones are comfortable.