Comments on: How 4chans /b/ board got crippled

By: James

James — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:58:29 +0000

Newfags can’t triforce

By: elephants and asses

elephants and asses — Mon, 18 May 2009 03:36:34 +0000

which proves again that only b, can kill b.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sat, 16 May 2009 20:41:39 +0000

newfags can’t:
fire the loic
DDos
triforce
lol
kill chuck norris (wait, no1 can…shhh)
blank post
hack
…

newfags KILL.
so…the solution is simple…
we must kill the Newfags…

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 15 May 2009 05:29:02 +0000

wtf? /b/ didn’t “pwn” the Time poll, it just voted en masse. No different to what Colbert and Stewart were doing (albeit less effectively).

By: leisure boats

leisure boats — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:45:26 +0000

I am proud to say that I have no clue what a b board is.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Wed, 13 May 2009 07:39:00 +0000

is that you Dave?

By: anonymous

anonymous — Wed, 13 May 2009 05:57:58 +0000

it was boxxy.

By: The End

The End — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:11:40 +0000

And in a way, /b/ became it’s own personal army. A personal army that killed itself.

By: The End

The End — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:09:34 +0000

This was all of our fault. Fox News and Time Magazine must have worked together to take down our site because one of their employees siezed a thread which threatened to run a DDoS against Fox. Fox came up with a plan to create a surge of “newfags” to the site so that it would be shutdown due to bandwith usage. Obviously their original plan failed, so they formulated a plan to get /b/ to buttfuck itself. /b/ is dead forever, the cancer was there from
the beginning. 4chan is no longer an outlet for another /b/, a so called “promised land” must be built, with things such as passing a quiz about the old /b/ and obscure Internet memes a requirement to enter. There is no such thing as a fully open imageboard! We must forget our boundaries and work together to revive the old /b/. We can’t be held by titles such as “underage”. All smart internet users must band together and work together to show the world the true face and fucking power that is ANONYMOUS. We are legion. We do not forget. And by hell, well never forgive them for what they’ve done!

By: anon

anon — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:23:53 +0000

“newfags got tricked

only morons would fall for that”

Yes, that says it all.

I know as an irrefutable fact that absolutely no one on /b/ except completely fucking retarded people would click anything remotely close to that.

It’s the newfags that have no idea what they’re doing, let alone what a DDoS attack is, that would click that.