Jimmy Kimmel Wrote A Hilarious Donald Trump Children’s Book

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Jimmy Kimmel has written a children’s book under his pen name, “Donald Trump.”

While Trump has written many books about business and America, he has never tackled the realm of young readers.

On Wednesday night Kimmel told Trump he “ghost wrote” a book for Trump in the style of Dr. Suess.

The book is titled “Winners Aren’t Losers.”

“Winners aren’t losers. They’re winners — like me! A loser’s a loser. Which one will you be?” Kimmel read from the book.

Kimmel continued, “oh, the places you’ll go on your yacht! On your plane! With your suits from Milan! And your wives from Ukraine!”

Trump was appearing on the show to talk about his political campaign and to proclaim that he would be the “healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

“In all fairness, I said doc I want to tell you I’ll be the healthiest president ever,” Trump said of the health report. “And he said… I think I agree and he probably took my words and put it down.”

The interview followed Trump’s participation in CNN’s republican debate on Tuesday night.

That debate averaged 18 million viewers and led Trump to proclaim: “It’s become like the Super Bowl… the networks didn’t want the debates, and then something happened this cycle and I won’t tell you what it is.”

The conversation then turned towards Trump’s plans to deport illegal immigrants.

“Guillermo came here illegally… I mean first of all he’s adorable and I feel like that should count for something,” Kimmel said. “But don’t we want people who want to be here so badly that they will risk everything to be in America?”

Trump responded that he has worked with thousands of Hispanics and that they are “unbelievable people,” but that they have to come here legally.

“I feel like in a way though we should let the Mexicans in and a lot of Americans should be kicked out,” Kimmel laughed.

“I’ll tell you what, we want people who are going to get in, work and turn the country around,” Trump said. “We want to see some great things happen.”

Written by Lisa Huyhn

Lisa Huyhn

Lisa Huyhn is the Politics and Military & Defense Editor at BusinessPundit. She is a fiercely independent voter who believes in full transparency in politics & general government activities. You can reach her atOnlineDegree.com.