This Week’s Weird Jobs

Image: alancleaver2000/Flickr Are you, by any chance, a female Native American horse massager? Are you a good driver to boot? Pay heed. This week is all about you: 1. Dallas: Like High Pressure Environments? The Lazy Need Not Apply! Applicants must have previous experience with… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

This week’s odd arrangement of occupations involves some wordy, but worthwhile job posts. I’ll let them explain themselves: 1. Monroe, WA: Bank Robber Decoys Sought I didn’t see the actual ad for this post. Here’s the story, via BoingBoing: A brazen crook apparently used a… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

This week’s jobs comprise a true smorgasbord of the strange and unusual. Kudos if you can incorporate the word “smorgasbord” in a song: The folks listed at #3 will pay you $1.50. If you sing the song while up in a tree, then transport the… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

This week’s jobs have a fire, wood, and heater theme, indicating fall is in the air. There’s also a massive job fair for people with security clearances, a foolproof indicator of upcoming elections… 1. Indiana: Presto Heater/Costco Merchandiser Seasonal Part-Time Job. Check “Presto Heater Display”… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

This week’s jobs have a lot to do with juveniles. The way they think, that is, not juveniles as a human resource. Jobs calling for erection foremen, jokes writers for a defecating cat, binge drinkers, and energy drink salespeople took me back to my high-school… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

If you’re a cheeky male Irish clone who sleeps less than 7 hours a night, habitually sells expensive lobby cards, has a housewife-melting smile, and knows National Lampoon movies like the back of your hand, you could get rich off this week’s jobs. 1. Delhi:… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

This week’s jobs have more of an international flavor, proving that the bizarre doesn’t end at the border. Here’s a Friday trivia question for you: If you had to choose one, would you rather be an oil company PR rep or comment spammer? Why? 1)… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

This week’s job ad freakshow includes monsters, party princesses, mob-resistant bankers, and dog bathers. Can you imagine what things would look like if they all got together at the same Happy Hour? 1. Georgia: Need Girl to Please Teach Me to Kiss I’m a 20… Read More

This Week’s Crazy Jobs

The more I compile this list, the more I find out that the number of weird jobs in the world is truly bottomless. There are, however, demographic considerations: Many of them are located in the San Francisco Bay Area. I searched locations like Nebraska, Miami,… Read More