The diminutive USB drive has undergone a revolution in recent years. It started as an innocent, rectangular Flash drive, but soon evolved into a branding device, then a novelty. People now alter USB drives to look like anything from sushi to Star Wars characters.
It was only a matter of time until tacky, X-rated, or just plain tasteless USB drives made their way into storefronts. Today, in 2009, there are enough of these oddities to compile an entire list. So here they are, folks: The 7 most tasteless USB drives on the planet.
The Rubber Chicken
This rubber chicken would be G-rated, save for the conspicuous location of its USB drive. Found @ Craziest Gadgets.
The Severed Finger
Depending on your sense of humor, the severed finger is either morbidly funny or retch-inducing. Found @ DNHeadlines
The Heavy Day
Source: Geekologie
Completely unnecessary. Period. Found @ Geekologie
The Humping Dog
Source: Ohgizmo
According to Gizmodo, the original humping dogs (this is the second version) came with saggy ears and indifferent expressions. Humping Dogs v2 features big smiles and perky ears…and they’re still tasteless.
The Headless Barbie
This drive straddles the fine line between funny and tasteless. Funny: You’re tearing the head off a Barbie and sticking her into your computer. Tasteless: You’re tearing the head off a Barbie and sticking her into your computer. Found @ Gizmodo
Mr. Sperm
The American Society for Reproductive Medicine handed out these tadpole-shaped drives at its 2008 conference, according to Gizmodo. Don’t worry, they won’t give your computer any viruses.
Teeny Weeny Drive (NFSW)
Source: Teenyweenydrive
Not only do you pop the tip off the Teeny Weeny before it goes into your disk drive, the thing glows red when plugged in. This drive is pinnacle of tastelessness. Found @ Gizmodo
