This Week’s Crazy Jobs

This week’s jobs comprise a true smorgasbord of the strange and unusual.
Kudos if you can incorporate the word “smorgasbord” in a song: The folks listed at #3 will pay you $1.50. If you sing the song while up in a tree, then transport the wood to the casket company below, you’ll soon be in a lucrative place…

1. Nashville: Batesville Casket Company, Warehouse Supervisor-3rd Shift 11pm-7:30am

Batesville Casket Company is more than the world’s leading producer of premium caskets and cremation products, we set the standard for success and productivity. We play a vital role in the funeral process, assisting funeral directors in helping families honor the lives of someone they loved.

We are currently looking for a 3rd shift (11pm-7:30am) Warehouse Supervisor for our Rapid Deployment Center located in Manchester, TN.

Don’t worry, the coffins aren’t filled. Yet.

2. Paris: Intern for Top Model Agency

Top International model agency looking for intern to work in development division. Candidate must be comfortable working on a computer and a knowledge of photoshop and iMovie would be a HUGE plus ! The hours are 10-6:00 Monday thru Friday. You should be well organized, personable, with a great sense of humor.

Compensation: carte orange

Gawking is tolerated, but not encouraged. And do not feed the models.

3. Anywhere: In need of Singers!! Singing Opportunity! is in need of music! We need to expand our music database to include more Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian songs and we are looking for singers. Singers can make up to $1000US just by singing. Singers are paid per song $1.50US so this can add up very quickly. We have a list of songs that need to be sung. All we need is people to actually sing them. You don’t need to be a great singer, just able to hold a tune.

Bork, bork, bork…wait—what? You’re telling me singing an entire song in Swedish Chef doesn’t count? Guess I can’t get that $1,000 after all.

4. Alaska: Moose’s Tooth Needs an A.M. Janitor Great Job!

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The Moose’s Tooth Pub is in need of an a.m. Janitor. The applicant must be both responsible and reliable and possess general janitorial skills. This is a nice job. We begin work @ 5 a.m. and are done by 10:30 a.m.

Yes, you will have to clean up last night’s crud from the bathroom. No, we don’t provide replacement mops.

5. California: Driving Instructor(s) NEEDED

Easy Driving School is seeking a Driving Instructor(s) for immediate employment.

We provide:
New Car
Auto Insurance
Health Insurance
From $18 per hour
W-2 Employment

-Please only respond to this ad if you have a current valid CA Driving Instructor Occupational license-

Please refill the small bottle of Xanax in the glove box after each session.

6. Alaska: Tree Climber needed

Residential tree service needs experienced tree climber. Starts ASAP. Must be reliable with good work ethics. Must be physically fit and positive attitude a plus! Please email resume.

Experience with coconut palms preferred.

7. Florida: outbound room needed for campaign

outbound center to sell long distance service.
weekly payouts Looking for strong


8. The World: Mystical writers needed for website

We are presently looking for people to write one page 5 paragraph story about their experience with Mysticism:

Occult Number

This is for the launching of a website about all this themes and their connection. 10 $ per page, and the opportunity to be in an International Community project.

Please send your stories to the craiglist address, we’ll reply to those who we are going to put on the website.

All articles must pass rigorous scientific analysis.

Happy Friday!

  • Amazing. I did some searching and I did find a few pages, but none that had well written information like this! Keep it up!