This Week’s Weird Jobs



From ninja librarians to tasteful butt-shakers
, this week’s weird jobs samples every area of the unusual:

1. LA: Circulation Security Clerk

Duties and Responsibilities: Checks entire building and secures points of entry, exits and interior areas at opening/closing; enforces customer and staff compliance with general safety/security rules and regulations; investigates theft and disturbances on library property. A physical examination must be passed after the offer to hire has been made.

Must engage Vulcan Nerve Pinch on all suspected book thieves.

2. Maine: Inn Keeper

Ever want to be an Innkeeper..Looking for live in managing partner. Position avalible now !!

Prerequisite to employment: Know, understand, and avoid enacting The Shining.

3. Las Vegas: Attention B-Boy crews

Currently looking for model looking B-boy dance crew. Can’t be a fugly
crew. I want a crew of a Minimum of 3 and no more than 9. Stage is only so big.

The show is for ladies only and is of an adult nature but tastefull like Zumanity. You would not be required to anything butt dance on stage to your own music and routein. It will let you have a live
venue to practice your skills in front of chicks! Needless to say it’s hella fun. I want crews that luv to show off in front of girls. Look forward to meeting y’all. :-)

No fuglies, but hella fun and…tasteful?

4. Boston: Casting for Indie Comedic Short

Brief synopsis: An eccentric, modern day private detective investigates a burglary at a single mothers home.

Looking for:

1 Male mid 30’s – 50’s to play a blue collar mechanic

1 Female mid 30’s – 50’s to play the single mother/victim of the crime

1 Female 7-10 yrs. old to play the young daughter

1 Female 20’s – early 40’s to play the detective’s assistant

I get it. The daughter steals the mom’s stuff, blames the mechanic, then runs to the detective’s assistant for help…

5. Nationwide: Junk is growing and so could you…

Looking for a few quality individuals who don’t mind getting thier hands dirty sometimes. You will be a member of our Dump Truck Teams removing debris, furniture and other miscellaneous items while providing outstanding client service. People with the following characteristics will be strongly considered:

* professional attitude
* honest
* work well under limited supervision
* can drive a smaller size dump truck (atleast 3 years of driving experience with a clean driving record)
* able to lift at least 75lbs

Junk is growing and so could you. Uh huh.

Happy Friday!

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