This Week’s Weird Jobs

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If you’ve ever felt like you MUST COMPLETE THE PACKAGE OF BRANGELINA, then read on:

1. LA: Brad Pitt Type Needed

Seeking a Brad Pitt Look-a-like. Have you had people you say look like or kind of resemble Brad …This is prestigious work, and much better than bartending/waiter while striving for your big chance in acting! I don’t know about you but those job’s are to time consuming.

I am a professional Angelina Jolie Look-a-like. Today I work with many agencies, unfortunately I’ve have had to decline on many assignment’s as my previous Brad relocated out of state, Now I am seeking an Brad Pitt look-a-like to work with me exclusively.

I MUST COMPLETE THE PACKAGE OF BRANGELINA. All inquiries will be considered

Beautiful.


2. Hong Kong: China Gold Trading


China Gold Hong Kong is now looking for agents to do sales and marketing for our company. We are now offering attractive compensation packages and bonuses for individuals who have the ability to find quality investors in the gold market.

We have way too much gold. Please help us sell it.

3. Toronto: good life in canada

Come to canada thru the best Lawyer , best rates, canadian lawyer files for you directly in canada.
you can come as a permanent resident, with a job in hand within 1.5 yrs. to Country with free world class health care.

Please send contact info/resume/ phone number, to get to move in the best direction
thanks

Why isn’t there a similar ad for the US? Job in hand in 3 years, maybe. No health care, but that’s ok, the government warranties your new car for you…

4. LA: A Good transporter

A Good & diligent transporter is Needed

Strong resemblance to Jason Statham a plus.


5. Alberta: Sonographer

If you are a sonographer, with at least 1 year experience, then consider the adventure of a lifetime in beautiful Alberta, Canada. Think Rocky Mountains, Banff, Lake Louise, Jasper National Park, the Calgary Stampede, Grizzly Bears (hey – the aren’t poisonous!) Salaries range from $64-$85K Canadian.

Grizzlies aren’t poisonous, but they will tear your face off at the slightest provocation. Surely that counts for something.

Happy Friday!

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