This Week’s Weird Jobs


The definition of easy money could be doubling for someone else
in a photo with in-laws. Or it could be the definition of hell:

1. Seattle: Stunt double look alike wanted for family photo shot

Hello i am posting this ad to enjoy some times off from getting dressed,a hair cut and the whole 9 yards.i will pay someone 25 bucks to smile in a photo for me with my in laws.easy money!

here’s what i am looking for:
.asian male(26-29)
.Short black hair
.handsome smiles
.Handsome like myself
.one messed up teeth

Plus i don’t feel like shaving etc

Time off from getting dressed? Nice.


hello my name is david
im looking for panter in my house 3 band rooms flat. i need good panter . you can mail mee back thanks


There are a few words in the English language that just don’t take well to misspellings. This version of “painter” is one of them.

3. Remote: Freelance Writer

We are searching for writers for, the foremost online community for travelers to discuss frequent flyer and other travel loyalty programs covering everything from reward redemption to more general travel topics.

Rates will vary from $4 and up based on article type, length and subject matter. The compensation is a flat rate with a word range and can differ with each content order. What we’ve typically seen come across: 400-600 words (long article) for $10. Short (150-250 words) for $4 and medium length is in between.

Supplant the Internet with crap for 1.6 cents a word.

4. Michigan: Looking for Bridesmaids

So, my fiancee and I are getting married. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn’t matter….you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in Madison and you won’t have to pay for a thing.

Hope to hear from you!

I guess Katherine Heigl can’t make it to this wedding.

5. Maryland: Wanted Good Experienced Part Time Home Improvement Appointment Setter

Wanted – A Good Experienced Part Time Home Improvement Appointment Setter

Plenty of quality warm material to call

Great opportunity to grow with the company

Try saying the title of that job posting three times, really quickly. Or just try to say it once.

Happy Friday!

Written by Drea Knufken

Drea Knufken

Currently, I create and execute content- and PR strategies for clients, including thought leadership and messaging. I also ghostwrite and produce press releases, white papers, case studies and other collateral.