This Week’s Weird Jobs

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This week’s weird jobs aren’t weird in and of themselves. Their weirdness, rather, lies in their potential to make you crazy:

1. Nebraska: Airport Barista

Our coffee shop in the airport needs Baristas! Training is provided, and we’re offering $8.50 per hour, plus tips (varying, but usually quite significant.) We have part-time and full-time positions available. We have benefits including discounts on meals and free airport parking.

Just be really darn fast. If you’re slow, an angry traveler may throw hot liquid in your face. No health insurance provided.

2. Maine: Summer Camp Nurse

Small traditional boys summer camp on beautiful lake looking for nurse. Positions for both a live-in and commuter. Great staff and great campers. Fun environment. Please contact for more information.

Must specialize in skinned knees and bloody noses.

3. California: Commercial Pest Control Sales

Large National Pest Control Provider is looking for experienced outside Commercial Sales People to train to be successful in our industry. Must be willing to demostrate creative sales abilities as well as have strong closing skills.

“Creative sales abilities” –> You have pests. It doesn’t matter if you can’t see them. Only we are qualified to see the evidence of your vermin. Now, how about that Gold Package?

4. California: F/T INFANT TEACHER

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Little Garden Infants are off and running!!! We need somebody that loves babies as much as we do!

If you are Interested in becoming our baby teacher. Come by and check out our brand new Infant Classroom.

“Teach” infants by changing their diapers, bouncing them up and down, and making silly faces, 40 hours a week.

5. California: Smog Tech

Local shop looking for Smog Techs with experience in diagnosis & repair. Valid driver’s license required.

Must provide own coveralls and utterly indifferent interaction style.

Happy Friday!