This week’s jobs are the kinds of gigs you take when you’re out of other options. Vodka salesperson. Mascot. Strong person who loads mystery objects into a truck. And if you can’t do any of that, why not try to turn your kid into a famous actor? Only one job on this entire list requires specialized skills…can you guess which one it is?
1. Denver: Child Actors Sought for Short Film
Looking for child actors for a short film.
A coming of age story about a creative young boy struggling to abandon his imaginary friend while searching for acceptance from a neighborhood group of soccer playing kids.
We are looking for:
Male lead actor, 8-10 y/o in appearance
Male supporting actor, 11-13 y/o in appearance
Female supporting actress, 7-10 y/o in appearance
Male and Female extras, 10-14 y/o in appearance
Children with real-life imaginary friends encouraged to apply.
2. Denver: Sell New U.S. Made Vodka for commission (profits go to veterans)
Need sales people to work for 10-15% commission. Breaks down to $12-18 per 6 bottle case sold, upward sliding scale. Obviously bigger accounts mean bigger orders & more commission, but small, high volume accounts can be good too if handled properly.
Can be part or full-time.
Our last employee thought the vodka, not the profits, went to veterans. Please don’t make the same mistake.
3. Idaho: MASCOT WANTED
INTERVIEWING FOR RELIABLE PERSON FOR MASCOT POSITION. WORK VARIOUS LOCATION IN THE CITY. MUST HAVE FUN PERSONALITY. PLEASE CONTACT FOR APPOINTMENT.
* Compensation: $8 PER HR
We’re not telling you what kind of mascot you’ll be, because it’s kind of embarrassing. Just apply and wear the hot pink beaver suit, OK?
4. Maine: DONUT BAKER
Looking for a donut baker with at least 3 years experiance in Handcut Donuts. Please apply at Brooklyn’s Bakery, located at 65 main st in Biddeford, Maine. Only apply during the hours of 2 pm and 5 pm monday thru friday. Ask for Debbie.
* Compensation: Shift pay is $80 per shift
Baking eclairs or bear claws will result in your termination.
5. East Texas: Looking for three strong arms
looking for three strong young men to come help us load a couple of heavy items into the back of a pickup. These items weigh well over 600 pounds each. We’ll only need help for about 15 minutes. There’ll be two of us, so 5 should be able to get it done no problem.
Holler back if interested.
* Compensation: 15 dollars each
Those “heavy items” are actually sedated cougars, but we’re not gonna tell you that in the ad.