This Week’s Weird Jobs

motivation

One of the best aspects of having money is that you can outsource. Being rich can make housecleaning, gardening, and washing your own car things of the past. You can even outsource painful mental tasks. Like motivating yourself:

1. Los Angeles: Personal Motivator

Personal Motivator will insure that I get up and out to whatever scheduled activity we have planned during the week. Motivator must be an early riser and motivational.

I will start each day at 5:00 and be ready to exercise and onsite by 5:30 or 6:00 a.m. (depending on the activity – i.e. pool hours are 6:00 a.m. on) so I need early risers for this.

You will meet on either Saturdays or Sundays to discuss my training schedule and coordinate efforts.

I am intrinsically unmotivated, and unmotivated to become motivated, but can afford to outsource this neural function, so please take it over.

2. Louisiana: Odd job, build half a fence

I need someone to build the second half of my fence. It is partially fenced with 6 ft chain link. 2 sides of the yard need fencing, about 20 ft or less each side.

I murdered our first fencer before he could finish. I’ll try not to do that with you, too
3. Louisiana: Club Security

Must be able to Control ANY situation
Must be battle ready
Must be professional
Must be Tempermental
Must be able to follow all rules and regulations
This is not A job for weak individuals

Don’t “temperamental” and “able to control any situation” contradict each other? These guys are looking for one heckuva bouncer.

4. Los Angeles: $75,000+. GO-GREEN AD-PLANTERS For Hotel Rooms!

For more than a decade we’ve been supplying leading Hotel Chains with live plants based upon our patented technology of growing them in artificial soil.

The “Concierge Planter” is actually a Plexiglas “Picture Frame” Planter On a Spinning Base that contains Ads from local merchants….And it sits right on the Desk, next to the phone in EVERY Hotel Guest Room! The “Concierge Planter,” is the ABSOLUTE FOCAL POINT of the Hotel Room…Everyone Looks at It…It COMMANDS ATTENTION….. and Guests Become Fascinated with it since it’s Totally Interactive!

Everyone Agrees….The “Concierge Planter” is The Most Powerful & Effective Method to Reach The Lucrative Traveler & Tourist Market…Nothing Compares to It!

Ask Yourself This Question: If you owned a a business located just a short distance from a hotel…wouldn’t it make sense to advertise your business in EVERY Guest Room of that Hotel?

$75,000+ First Year is the Average. A Rich Commission Schedule…Exclusive Sales Territories…Immediate Management Opportunities. A True Career Opportunity with a Responsible Decade Old Company!

So the Concierge Planter commands total attention, is totally interactive, and is the absolute focal point of a hotel room. I guess it never finds its way into hotel rooms with cable TV.

5. Arizona: Rock Chip Repair Technician Needed Door 2 Door

Hiring 7 door to door rock chip repair sales technicians. We will include any training and processing. You must be able to speak English well and go door to door in residential places. Insurance companies pay to have the windshield repaired.

-Training takes about 1-2 days. It’s not that hard to learn.

-You must have a background check done in order to work.

Compensation: $15-$19 Per hour.

Please do not chisel chips into anyone’s windshield before you ring their doorbell.

Happy Friday!