This Week’s Weird Jobs

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This week’s weird jobs hold a lot of potential to be evil. You can “poke fun” at the Fed–or verbally slaughter it. You can pretend to be an FBI agent. Or drive around taking blood vials for people–and get paid based on how many you collect. At the end of the day, however, you can make up for your bad deeds by working for good karma:

1. Los Angeles: Poke-fun at the government and the Federal Reserve–full time $50-100K

A talented and prolific writer/editor is needed to help us poke-fun at the economy, the government, and the Federal Reserve. Your writing style should be confident and conversational with a touch of dry wit and sarcasm. The subject matter is global economics, monetary history, and precious metals.

This is a fun, fun, fun job.

Remember: The Fed is funny. Funny. We’ll call you out when your humor gets mean. Which it probably will.

2. Los Angeles: Actors to play FBI Agents

Amazing low budget movie need Actors to play FBI Agents. we need guys and girls to play FBI agents pay is $50 at the end of the shoot (about 5 hours). Please bring a suit and call if you are would like to be apart of this movie.

We would like to discourage you from bringing real weapons to the set.

3. Los Angeles: Experienced Bankruptcy Attorney Need For California Firm

Prominent California bankruptcy firm has an immediate opening for an experienced attorney. Prior bankruptcy experience is a must. The firm specializes in chapter 7 and 13 bankruptcy filings. A very competitive salary and bonus program will be offered to the right candidate.

This California firm needs a bankruptcy attorney. So does California.

4. San Francisco: Phlebotomist – Mobile – Extra Income

Looking for licensed Phlebotomists to be a part of a new mobile company focused on the accurate and timely collection of laboratory specimens throughout the San Francisco area. If you have reliable transportation that’s insured and would like to make extra income feel free to respond with your contact information and or resume if possible.

Background checks will be performed on every applicant (No worries – we are very understanding).

• Compensation: Per collection

Does the prospect of roaming phlebotomists getting paid per collection make anyone else nervous?

5. Online Activist Interns

Want to help save civilization from ecological/social collapse? Want to help heal our planet and transform America and the world’s economies into ones that are green and sustainable? We need one web designer to make the site launch-ready and many others to help spread the word online to social networks, organizations, the press and individuals.

• Compensation: Unpaid but with lots of satisfaction and good karma.

Good karma. Nice.

Happy Friday!