This Week’s Weird Jobs



Does the kid on the left have ADD?
Or is he merely processing a stick of energy gum? If you’re lucky enough to get one of this week’s weird jobs, you could be the one selling him more…

1. Detroit: House-Sitter/Rehabber

Pay no rent while working on home. Must have valid ID, reliable cell, and own tools, with the ability to get gas and electric turned on in your name. Must be willing to relocate as soon as a paying tenant is ready to move in. Year-round employment available if YOU are HONEST and RELIABLE. Majority of work is debris removal and painting. Reliable transportation and rehabber skills a plus.

That could actually be a good setup if you have enough money for gas, food and utilities.

2. Colorado: Reality Show looking for Cowboys

Do you have what it takes to be the next ‘Real American Cowboy’

T-Bone Films is looking for Cowboys for a new Reality Show.

Requirements:
– 21-40 years old
– Ranch Skills
– Horsemanship
– Can handle physically demanding work

Tell us why you think you are the next ‘Real American Cowboy’

Bonus if you’re exceptionally mean, good-looking, or have a major character flaw. Otherwise it wouldn’t be reality TV, right?

3. Las Vegas: Small screen, big opportunity (SMS) Sales Exec

There are 405 million mobile internet users worldwide, according to Internet research firm eMarketer, and within four years this number is expected to double. Our Mobile ads allow you to target this large and growing audience while they’re on the go.

Mobile marketing is one of the freshest tools in the digital revolution! Growing with the times and with your clients, you will find new and exciting ways to reach audiences, create lasting relationships, expand campaigns, grow brands, and increase your clients ROI!

Who is your customer? Call on any business in need of cost effective, GREEN advertising, to gain instant, additional customer market share.

Get paid to harass unsuspecting cellphone users with SMS spam–and call that unsustainable use of brain space “green.” Argh.

4. CO: RESELLERS NEEDED FOR ENERGY GUM

ENERGY GUM!!! I am looking for direct sales personnel for this exciting ground floor opportunity. ENERGY GUM provides as much energy as the popular energy drinks at a fraction of the cost, a fraction of the calories, and NO sugar crash. MUST be willing and able to get out, visit locations, and push the product. GREAT for college students to sell on campus!!!

If you’re lazy, stoned, or permanently tired-looking, we can’t use you.

5. Las Vegas: Erotic heritage Museum annual BOOB shoot out

ONE ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (sin city) NV APRIL 17 2010. SIGN UP NOW & BE PART OF THE FIRST EDITION

BRING OUT YOUR BOOBS

sign up, limited space

BRING OUT YOUR BOOBS rarely works as a demand on Mardi Gras, but for a museum, why not, right?

Happy Friday!

  • What in the world is a boob shoot out? And 2nd of all, what are the credentials for the boobs they are seeking? Only in Vegas I guess.