This Week’s Weird Jobs


Pancakes and kitty litter.
Brownies and a snow plow. Goats and suburbia. This week’s weird jobs are full of potentially odd combinations:

1. MD: 100$ for two brownies and 1 pt. ice cream

Right now, it is 4.19pm on Saturday, the 6th of February, 2010.
I live on the Gramercy Mansion property grounds, near Villa Julie/Stevenson college
on Greenspring Valley Road. This is the intersection of 695 and 83.

I am snowed in. The long driveway is only partially plowed.

I have a crisp 100$ bill. I will gladly give it to the first person who can hand deliver
two large brownies, and 1 pint of vanilla ice cream to me. Must be in person, no
aircraft drones, catapults, etc.

Serious inquiries only. Must be delivered by 9pm this evening.

* Compensation: Crisp 100$ bill.

Could be worth it, if you drive a snow plow.

2. San Diego: Personal assistant- be treated like a friend

Fun gig as playful assistant to supportive person. I’m looking for someone in good shape and as easy to speak with and look at as I am! Lol

please send work history and your pics for more information thanks

Don’t personal assistants do things, like file, make phone calls, that kind of thing? Something about this ad is creepy.

3. WI: Seeking lawn-mowing goats

You have hungry goats; I have an unmown lawn. You have some herding skills, to keep your goats from ducking into the street; I have a corner lot where you can advertise your business. You bring the goats around every week or so; I’ll keep any fertilizer they may leave behind.

It seems to be working for Google, so why not here in Wisconsin?

I guess sheep would be okay too. Let’s discuss.

Note: I live in suburbia and have a 200 square foot lawn. Call me if that’s a problem.

4. CA: 420 delivery driver

looking for someone to set up deliveries for a collective in N. CAL ,, all products will be furnished , and all legal papers , eamil back.

Anyone with a history of stealing pot-filled trucks and driving them over the border will not be considered.

5. WA: Litter box cleaning for pancakes

I have a terrible problem. My litter box is dirty and smells horrible and I don’t want to clean it. I am amazing at making pancakes however. I will trade my pancake skills for a clean litter box. Serious inquires only.

* Location: bathroom corner
* Compensation: pancakes. All you can eat!!!

Nothing like having pancakes with the smell of kitty litter still fresh in your nose.

Happy Friday!

Written by Drea Knufken

Drea Knufken

Currently, I create and execute content- and PR strategies for clients, including thought leadership and messaging. I also ghostwrite and produce press releases, white papers, case studies and other collateral.