This Week’s Weird Jobs


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From exposing heifers to rescuing cats
, this week’s weird jobs have a definitive animal theme:

1. CO: interviews for men & women on oil change – earn $100!

Marketing consulting firm is seeking men and women to participate in interviews on oil change. Interviews will last 90 minutes and will be held at our office. Participants will receive a compensation of $100.

It doesn’t even take 90 minutes to change your oil, so prepare for a million questions on brands. Your headache alone could be worth that $100.

2. TX: Angus/Brangus Bull


I need to rent a bull to expose to my heifers.
Joe.

Trying to remember if I picked this one up under “jobs” or “Women seeking Men—Texas Style.”

3. CO: Bud Tenders Needed at local Denver Dispensary!

This is a chance of a life time! Working in such a great place, with great people all around you. We are looking for a motivated individual that wants to joint this team and be a star player. Must have Medical Marijuana license/ referral. Must Pass Back Ground check and U.A. Medical marijuana is the only thing you can fail for because it is legal.

Bud Tenders: Those stoners are clever!

4. OH: Take a few pictures for cash (female)

Looking for a good looking girl, ages 18-25 to take a few pictures with me. In medical school. Went through a bad breakup and told my parents I had a new girlfriend so they’d leave me alone.

Pay is $80. Totally clothed. Take a few pictures. Done in 5 minutes. $80. Attach picture and I will respond. No travel required.

That’s one sneaky future doc.

5. CA: TREE CLIMBER FOR CAT RESUE NEEDED ASAP!

Need tree climber or climber of some sort with rope equipment to climb tall tree and retrieve a cat chased up the tree by a dog. Should be about a 15 minute job. Paying $40.

Or pay half if you can shoot from the sidewalk and not bother with the climbing.

Happy Friday!