This Week’s Weird Jobs

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If you need a buck to avoid getting your home foreclosed, take note. The foreclosure industry is just waiting to hire you:

1. Los Angeles: Bankruptcy Paralegal

Busy bankruptcy law firm seeks either experienced bankruptcy paralegal, or paralegal willing to train. We offer a competitive salary and benefits package. For an immediate response, please email your resume.

We have a LOT of work for you to do…

2. Los Angeles: We’ll pay you $ for people in foreclosure

Nexxus can reverse a foreclosure and keep people in their homes using the law. Truth in Lending Act violations are common in most mortgage documents and allow the homeowner to legally challenge the loan. In some cases it is possible to actually get the house free and clear of all loans.

If you are a real estate agent, or someone who finds people in foreclosure or wants to make money helping people in foreclosure you will receive $300 per month per client, plus if the house ends up free and clear you will also receive 10% of the current value of that property.

Although our title implies human trafficking, rest assured that is not our interest.

3. Los Angeles: Mad Scientists Needed!

We provide entertaining and educational science to children in preschool through 6th grade. We are currently hiring instructors for our Winter and Spring programming. You MUST enjoy/have experience working with groups of children, have a functioning car, and be a highly energetic and DYNAMIC individual with a desire to make learning fun. This is VERY part-time work.
• Compensation: $30 per class

Translation: You must either be desperate, childless or bored.

4. Errand Delivery Concierge

Seeking Reliable Errand Delivery Concierge.

Must have a keen eye for detail. This is a very detail oriented position.

Must be able to work extremely well under pressure and still have a bright shining smile when dealing with customers.

Must be able to multi-task efficiently while many things are thrown to you at once.

Very high intensity driving position.

Must have exceptional customer service skills.

The pay is $8.00 hourly plus gas, plus tips

In the good ol’ days, we would have called you an errand boy. But the concierge title gives us an excuse to Vaseline your teeth for that bright shining smile.

5. Call Center SUPERSTARS Needed!

We are now placing experienced and motivated customer service representatives! Joining today means you’ll be part of a team of professionals that share our spirit of innovation and vision of success.

We currently have an IMMEDIATE need for EXPERIENCED candidates! If you have:

A minimum of 1 year experience in a call center environment
Bilingual English/Spanish skills
Knowledge of MS Office and typing speed of 35 WPM
The flexibility to work nights/weekends
The ability to pass pre-assignment drug/background screens

THEN WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU!

Please be desperate, preferably with a gambling and/or drinking problem. That way, we’ll know that you can be a real CALL CENTER SUPERSTAR.

Happy Friday!

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