This Week’s Weird Jobs


Job #2 takes this week’s weird job cake. Check it out below, nestled between less exotic unusual gigs:

1. British Columbia: Security Guards Needed

You must have BST 1&2 & own vehicle, cell phone, and ability to work with minimal supervision and stay alert. You are assertive and can work at night or day alone on foot patrol at high profile static sites. If so; please send me your resume with a brief description of the type of sites you have experience at.

Because safety never takes a holiday.

2. Vancouver: Help with building BDSM furniture in exchange for Dominatrix services

I am a Professional Dominatrix looking ot build some custom furniture and want help showing me what to do, it would also have to be someone with a wood work shop, as I have no tools… well no tools for wood working anyway. I have plenty of tools to put you in submission and can make sure it is you who christens the furniture before anyone else;)

Hope you like splinters.


Expanding ACNE CLINIC requires enthusiastic, experienced, PROFESSIONAL, motivated ASSISTANT with a desire to make a difference.

Experience in marketing and promotion as well as in day to day business management is a great asset. To those, who are eager to learn Acne Healing Advanced Course is available.

Please refrain from expressing shock, dismay, or pity when meeting new clients.

4. Alaska: Shake your Booty!!!!

Get paid to get you groove on! We have a new tax service office and are in need of a few enthusiastic part time wavers. We offer flexible hours and competative pay. Drop by our new office next to KFC and check us out.
    * Compensation: $7.50/hr

Eat four Boneless Variety Buckets a day—and dance them all off in a strip mall! Who can beat that?


One Professional, Licensed Tattoo Artist Needed. Must have a professional outlook and want to grow with the company. Your work station is big, private and all yours. Artists don’t wait this is going to be the ride of a life time! Prime location Parks Hwy Frontage in Wasilla.

Possible niche for those who specialize in tattooing Sarah Palin’s face on truckers.

Happy Friday!

 Image by Flickr user Bonniegrrl

Written by Drea Knufken

Drea Knufken

Currently, I create and execute content- and PR strategies for clients, including thought leadership and messaging. I also ghostwrite and produce press releases, white papers, case studies and other collateral.