Business Pundit

This week’s crazy jobs include a few opportunities to monetize your offbeat hobbies. Who knew Gaelic, roller skating, and tarot card readings could pay well, too? If you happen to be a brave Manitoban who likes wearing socks and is willing to move to West Africa, you may also be in business this week:

1. Manitoba, Only for the brave!

No Cold Cällìñg or Selling
Don’t sëll ÿoûršelf short…
Í’m makiñg over $4,000 per moñth
Dóing véry little work.
Ìf you çan stick a lãbél on a põštcard
and mail it. We wìll do 90% òf the wôrk fõr you.

• Compensation: 68-75k

The title on this envelope-stuffing ad, whose poster uses accent marks in their English and thinks $4K/month makes $68K/year, takes the cake.

2. Dublin: Female sock models

Please note: We are looking for sock models. Any submissions of models riding horses, driving cars, swimming…etc…. will not be taken as seriously as those wearing what we are advertising.

We are looking for a few girls to wear our socks in our upcoming catalogue there might be a TV ad, but we haven’t signed that contract yet.

She should be fun, spunky and bright.

Outfits to be work in conjunction with the product: Casual, camping, sleeping, school, running…etc. They’re socks after all, they go pretty much with everything.
Type of socks: Ankle, athletic, half-calf, knee…etc. Again, they are socks of varying size and color.

Compensation: 25 an hour. + All the socks you can handle. Please send resume/photos/profile. Full body shots wanted (As it is a sock shoot, simple headshots won’t show what we need)

What does bright, spunky and fun have to do with socks? These sock photographers are demanding.

3. Tunnel of Light (California internet)

Author, John Saint John, “Tunnel of Light – answers to life found in death”. I Need a internet social media campaign. I have a website being built. Read the book first and see the video, then contact me with a workable marketing campaign, not just contacts, but real sales. US Dollars $125.00 set up and 1% commission on bookstore sales.

This Internet is kind of a tunnel of light, isn’t it? And who’s to say the answers to life after death aren’t found in it? These people are on to something.

4. Canada: LOOKING for compulsive artists

We are a group of artists that have come together for the purpose of providing the public with surreal art in order to stimulate the imagination. Our website in a constant flux of development, in order to bring together more compulsive artists as well as a larger audience. We provide anyone interested in contributing a profile and portfolio on the website as it’s our intention to make it a website for those involved.

If every compulsive person who is also an artist signs up, this website will do well, though it may eventually require a mood regulator to get itself out of constant flux.

5. Everywhere: Hiring Cree, Gaelic speakers

Cree or Gaelic interpreters needed for over-the-phone interpretation of medical, financial, insurance calls and others. Flexible hours, work at home.

Requirements:
Excellent English proficiency along with Cree or Gaelic proficiency. Strong listening and comprehension skills & outstanding customer service skills.

Wonder what “your 401K got flushed down the toilet” is in Cree?

6. Montana: Roller Derby Team needs coach/instructor

Our newly forming all girl ROLLER DERBY team in, beautiful BILLINGS MONTANA, is seeking an instuctor/coach to lead our practice sessions and teach the team all the ins & outs of the sport and prepare us to become a registered league in the WFTDA.

** I will provide your very own 1bd, 1bath, full apartment!!! at NO COST 2 u!! **
plus- i allow pets in the apartment if you want

please email me with inquiries, resume, or any questions that you may have!!

Finally! A way to monetize the roller skating habit that’s gotten you weird looks for the past 20 years.

7. Everywhere: Job Openings With Psychics Needed

Psychic and Tarot readers wanted. In order to apply for our positions, you must already have the skills and abilities necessary. We do not train you to provide readings. You must already have experience with providing intuitive, psychic, astrological or tarot card readings.

We don’t tolerate readers whose sole purpose is to keep the customer on the line to extend their compensation. Its just not necessary! Our advisors are held to the highest ethical standards in the industry.
• Advisors do set and choose schedules, and should be able to commit to a schedule of at least 25-30 hours per week.
• Applicant must be able to demonstrate their knowledge of providing readings. At least one sample reading will be provided for our managers prior to being provided an extension.

After you complete the application, one of our hiring managers will be in contact with you very soon!

We will leave a voice message in your telepaths after receiving your application. It’s up to you to call us back at the number we provide.

8. UK: Be a Manager in any of our West African branch

We the body of West African Buisness Group(W.A.B.G) want some young graduate to head some of our new branches in the western African region.we hereby request for young graduates from U.K.

hotel accommodation guarantee and payment is in pounce Sterling.

we need about 200young graduates while about 70 of them will head the branches and the applicants shall be trained and a reasonable amount shall be given to them even before the commencement of their job.applicants should send their C.V,phone number,scan 1 passport photograph,full name to this mail XXXX@yahoo.co.uk.

• Compensation: salary in pounce sterlin.

I’ve always wanted to be compensated in pounce sterlin.

Happy Friday!