8 Animals That Ran for Government

Some crackpots think the world is controlled by giant lizards, but what they don’t know is that several animals really have tried to be elected to power. Meet the real-life political  ‘party animals’…

8. Pigasus the Immortal Boar


Pigasus the Immortal was a boar hog put forward by the Yippies (Youth International Party) in the 1968 US presidential race, named after Pegasus, the winged horse god of Greek mythology. The announcement of Pigasus’ candidacy was made during the heady protests at the 1968 Democratic National Convention. Phil Ochs, Pigasus’ owner, demanded the pig was treated the same as its legitimate rivals and given secret service protection as well as access to foreign policy briefings. Unfortunately, Pigasus’ candidacy was short-lived, for barely had the official introduction at his first press conference begun, when folk-singer Ochs, Stew Albert and several others were arrested by the FBI. The humans were released later that day, but Pigasus’ fate remains unknown – he may have been taken to the Humane Society, or he may have ended up as dinner for the other candidates that evening.

7. Incitatus the Horse


The Roman Emperor Caligula became infamous for a string diabolical acts. Among his best known insanities was disinterring the body of Alexander the Great to steal his breastplate, castrating the gladiator Longinus because he had a longer penis than him, and destroying the kidneys of nobleman Valerius Catullus during an extended erotic session (no questions please). But perhaps one of Caligula’s most well-known acts of madness was his decision to appoint his favourite horse, Incitatus, as a Roman Consul (as such Incitatus didn’t strictly run for government, but we thought him worthy of inclusion on this list anyway). It seems that, unsurprisingly, Incitatus didn’t do a lot with his time in office, but he did appear to have led a fairly cushty life – according to Suetonious he had a stable of marble with an ivory manger, purple blankets, and a collar of precious stones, and others have reported that he was attended by up to eighteen servants and fed oats mixed with gold flake. Caligula even arranged for him to have a beautiful wife-cum-secretary, the finest mare in all of Rome, Penelope. Eat you heart out Bill Clinton!

6. Tai the Poodle


In 1989 residents of the small town of Whangamomona, New Zealand, objected to plans to redraw their county boundaries and declared themselves the Republic of Whangamomona. Their already wacky mandate took a turn for the worse when, in 1999, they elected a goat called Billy Gumboot as their president, setting an insane precedent for animals as their leaders. The 2001 presidential race was won by Tai, a poodle owned by the local hotel’s barman. Tai was known as a great ambassador, frequently sniffing the behinds of other dogs and making them feel welcome in Whangomomona. Unfortunately though, Tai proved that even animals are not exempt from the dirty fighting and underhand tactics that so marks human politics. Enjoying a bone one sunny Sunday afternoon, Tai was the subject of an assasination attempt when he was attacked by a larger dog. And although he survived, like Ronald Reagan, many remarked he was never the same again.

5. Cacareco the Rhinoceros


In 1958 a rhinoceros at Sao Paulo zoo called Cacareco ran as a candidate for the city council elections, protesting against political corruption. Although the establishment did not accept Cacareco’s candidacy, she eventually won over 100,000 votes – many more than any other party in the election. Cacareco’s candidacy was traced back to a group of students who had printed up 200,000 ballots with her name on them, but the ballots were all legitimately cast by voters, one of whom commented: “Better to elect a rhino than an ass.” The director of the zoo commented that he would ask Sao Paulo to pay Cacareco’s Councilman’s salary, however, election officials nullified all her ballots and a new election was held the next week. Cacareco died in 1962, but her legacy lives on through the Canadian Rhinoceros Party, led by the rhinoceros Cornelius the First, and in the phrase ‘voto Cacareco’ (Cacareco vote) which to this day is often used  to describe protest votes in Brazil.

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4. Molly the Dachshund


This cute dachsund from Oklahoma named Molly was a candidate in the 2008 US presidential race, running under for the mysterious BYOB party. One would assume that the BYOB (Bring Your Own Beer?) party, were not entirely serious, but in reality little is known about Molly or BYOB. What we do know is that, unsurprisingly, she failed to pose a threat to Obama. Perhaps the video below might shed a little light on this underappreciated political candidog…

3. Tião the Chimpanzee


Tião, a chimpanzee with a reputation for being bad tempered, was put forward as a candidate by the Partido Bananista Brasilerio (Brazilian Banana Party) for the position of mayor of Rio de Janiero in 1988. The notion of having an ape run as candidate was intended to highlight the unqualified nature of the other contenders, but popular response surpassed their expectations. Running with the campaign slogan, ‘vote monkey – get monkey’, a reference to getting what you vote for, Tião received over 400,000 votes or almost 10% of the total cast, coming third in the race. Unsurprisingly, the Electoral Tribunal dismissed the election declaring the results null, but the damage was done – in the end a chimpanzee had aped the Brazilian political system.

2. Katten Mickelin the Cat

Billing themselves as ‘a party for the seriously unserious’ the Swedish Ezenhammer Plastic Bags and Child Rearing Utensils Party for many years had as their leader a black cat called Katten Mickelin (Pussy Mickelin). Fanatical members of the party referred to Mickelin as ‘The Unmentionable’, ‘The Black One’, ‘The Furry One’ or ‘The Almighty’ – and to this day there exists a book, entitled KMGB, which is said to contain the last sacred fragements of the holy text, Katten Mickelin’s Good Book. Unsurprisingly Mickelin failed to ever achive office, although he did manage to collect 102 votes in the Swedish 1994 general election, largely as a result of a terrifying alliance with the Swedish Miniature Cars and Intoxicating Beverages Association. Mickelin’s death came as sad news to a small but devoted following in Sweden and on the internet. His followers believe he has gone to a better place and is now chasing those ‘heavenly mice’, waiting to return to them – what do you expect from a party with a ‘Minister for Adhesive Tape and Small Furry Pets’?

1. Clay Henry III – Beer Drinking Goat


As the official site for mayor of the town of Lajitas, Texas, states: many towns can claim that their mayor is an old goat, or that he enjoys his beer – but not many can validly claim that their mayor is a beer drinking goat. Literally. Lajitas has that dubious honor. In the original election in the 1980s Clay Henry I defeated a wooden Indian and a local ranch dog called Buster by a landslide and the tradition continues to this day, with Clay Henry III. The town claim the goat is their political pride and joy and on most days can be found holding court at the town Trading Post, usually with a cold beer to hand. Now, we don’t know about you, but giving alcohol to animals was something that stopped being funny at about the age of 12 – bearing that in mind, it doesn’t seem to reflect well on the town that they have created an entire political system and democratic culture out of doing this. Grow up.

Images: rachdian, soggydan, azure, wikimedia

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4

  • Bakedpotatoes

    Whangamomona pub makes the best toasted sandwich in the country. Well, theirs and ours (New Zealand).

  • airy

    In the Big Bend area of Texas, Lajitas, Texas’ mayor was a goat for many years.

  • Lis

    Around 1980, I believe the Pail and Shovel Party of University of Wisconsin (Madison) tried to get a horse elected to city council.

  • Voni Glaves

    I hate to be the one to tell you, but Clay Henry the IIIrd is no more. The Trading Post in Lajitas is now a museum and Clay Henry is stuffed and on display in the Ghost Town of Terlingua.

  • RaulJones

    Don’t like the beer drinking goat? Then get over it. “Business Pundit” my @ss.

  • pinguino kolb

    You forgot about Tony Llama! Mayor, of Ramona, CA

    Tony Lama Llama 1988-1990



    I totally remember when I was a kid and they brought a llama to our school and had us meet the mayor.

  • How disappointing! Not a word about the heads of government (note the plural) of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky. This “historic river hamlet,” as the community prefers to label itself, has been governed by able canine mayors for who-knows-how-long, after elections the have been always dog-eat-dog races. Perhaps the high point was last year’s epic nail-biter of a battle, which for a while, looked like it would end with the unthinkable – a feline victory by Travis the cat!!! (In the end, after “an estimated 215% of local registered and unregistered voters swarmed the polls,” Lucy Lou won the election, by more than doubling Travis’ vote talley, kicking perennial also-ran miniature donkey Higgins back to fourth place and soundly whupping Alex (Human) who finished 15th with a mere 2 votes in the hotly contested field of 16. As near as we can figure, Lucy Lou has successfully completed her first 7-dog-year term and she may or may not be ready to run again … or take a nap on the porch of the Rabbit Hash General Store … or hunker down and chaw on a hog knuckle out back behind the Lowell Lee Scott Fine Art Center.

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  • Alex

    I was going to mention Rabbit Hash too.
    How could you not include Rabbit Hash!
    They really know what they are doing over there.

    The Dog Mayor was even a whole special on Animal Planet!