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10 Incredible Corporate Mergers That Will Never Happen

Julian Crowley
Contributor
·March 1, 2010

The mergers and acquisitions divisions of banks and law firms the world over have been rather quiet of late – might we suggest a few high profile deals to open the floodgates and get things truly going again (or at least give you a bit of a laugh during these bleak times…)

10. Vodafone + Nokia = Vodkia

mergers - vodkia

9. Nomura + Clifford Chance = NoChance

mergers - nochance

8. Microsoft + Koch Industries = MicroKoch

mergers - micro koch

7. Total + Alexander Wang = Total Wang

mergers - total wang

6. Apple + Orange = Fruit

mergers - fruit

5. Nokia + Safeway = NoWay

mergers - no way

4. McDonalds + Dong Energy = McDong

mergers - mcdong

3. Fedex + 7Up = FedUp

mergers - fedup

2. Wellpoint + Samsung = Well ‘ung

mergers - well ung

1. Slaughter & May + Pizza Hut = Slaughter Hut

mergers - slaughter hut

Disclaimer: All images created were in jest and photoshopped badly to look like the original brands! Please don’t sue us!

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