25 Valentine’s Quotes You Can Say in Public


These are mellower quotes that err on the humorous side of things:

25. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” Erich Segal

24. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” Anonymous

23. “I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox!” Woody Allen

22. The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, “What does a woman want?” Sigmund Freud

21. “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” Anonymous

20. “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” Samuel Johnson

19. “Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.” Anonymous

18. “Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” Aerosmith

17. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
Jules Renard

16. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” Agatha Christie

15. “It’s not the men in my life that count — it’s the life in my men.” Mae West

14. “Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.” Judith Viorst

13. “Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.” Sean Connery

12. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” Albert Einstein

11. “We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.” Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism

10. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” Pearl Bailey

9. “Valentine‚Äôs Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. Unknown

8. “Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” Jay Leno

7. “Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” Groucho Marx

6. “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” Oscar Wilde

5. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” Henny Youngman

4. “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” Cathy Carlyle

3. “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” Henry Kissinger

2. “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” Matt Groening

1. “You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.” Sam Keen

Written by Drea Knufken

Currently, I create and execute content- and PR strategies for clients, including thought leadership and messaging. I also ghostwrite and produce press releases, white papers, case studies and other collateral.